Fun Cards: 1986 Topps Traded Andres Galarraga

Fun “Fact”:

Andres slammed 399 homers in his career, yet it couldn’t mask the silent shame of going through life with a puberty mustache.

Fun Cards: 1982 Donruss Randy Bass

Fun “Fact”:

Randy was often approached during games by kittens and small children who mistakenly thought he was calling for them.

Fun Cards: 1991 Topps Rey Palacios

Fun “Fact”:

Rey drew only seven walks during his entire career, but he celebrated each one with an electrifying breakdance routine.

Fun Cards: 1991 Topps Mike Jeffcoat

Fun “Fact”:

Mike tried his best not to take it personally, but it did occur to him that Julio Franco actually looked like he gave a shit when everybody else pitched.

Fun Cards: 1973 Topps Don Money

Fun “Fact”:

Though an original concept, the 1972 Disney film Don Money and the Magic Hat proved a critical and commercial disaster.

Fun Cards: 1989 Fleer Frank Viola

Fun “Fact”:

This is the same face my cat used to make whenever she tried to eat peanut butter.

Fun Cards: 1988 Fleer Ken Schrom

Fun “Fact”:

Ken was able to shrug off his bad outings by reminding himself he looked almost exactly like Tom Selleck.

Fun Cards: 1986 Topps Geoff Zahn

Fun “Fact”:

Attempting to smile caused Geoff to experience nearly unbearable shooting pains in his arms and legs.

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